Pet Shop

You know that pesky pooch your neighbor can never silence when it's midnight? Or how about that lap dragon that set ablaze your barn last week? Or what about those new piles of dung you keep seeing on the streets? The pet shop is here! Come to buy, sell, or just look around! We're open to everyone. (Shop is not responsible for lost pets, damage done by the pets, damage done to the pets, or damage the pet has done to you.)